The 2013 Season
Season XXI
2013 Rosters, Starting Lineups, Scores and Statistics
2013 Draft Order - Draft Sheets - North Draft - South Draft
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December 17, 2013
It came down to the Monday night game
with Obama Been Fondlin needing a big game from Matt Stafford. It was not to be
and I Bet She’s Wet wins their first championship defeating Obama 122 to 116.
IBSW was able to pick up Peyton Manning with the 5th pick in the first round
after Peterson, Calvin Johnson, Brees and Foster. If you remember, Manning
scored 65 points the Thursday before the draft and he still went down to 5th.
IBSW parlayed that pick into a Division championship and the league
championship. Congrats Edwin and Kyle!
In other action, Not in My Chop House
defeated Flying Elvi 161 to 113 for consolation in their first year in the
league. The Wonderlickers defeated Carlos Danger for the second consecutive week
in the wild card losers game (152 to 102). Hoosier Daddy almost won high team
toilet bowl for the third week in a row but was beaten out by one point by
Coast. In the low team, 308 continued its dominating ways by taking its second
weekly honor scoring a total of 95 points.
Sorry that I didn’t provide any good
updates during the regular season. It was a tough year to block out time. I’ll
be better next year. Thanks everyone again for participating and have a great
Christmas.
December 14, 2013
The championship game is set with South division champion
I Bet She’s Wet taking on North 3rd place team Obama Been Fondlin. Obama is
going for their second title (and consecutive titles) while IBSW is going for
their first. At press time IBSW was already up 41 to 2 after Thursday’s game.
IBSW defeated Flying Elvi 141 to 105 to make the championship game while Obama
defeated Not in My Chop House 161 to 129. In the wild card losers match, the
Wonderlickers defeated Carlos Danger 89 to 80. In the toilet bowl, Hoosier Daddy
took high team for the second week in a row scoring 123 points. Sparky’s
Oilers took their rightful place as low team scoring 95 total points.
December 3, 2013
The South wild card game was a blow out
as Flying Elvi dominated Carlos Danger 121 to 77. Flying Elvi will now face I
Bet She’s Wet in the semi-finals. The North was full of controversy as the
late statistics update changed the division champion as the last second. The
Wonderlickers were the bad luck recipients of the late score update. They
didn’t get a chance to update their lineup and an offer was made to void this
past week’s game. They actually analyzed how they would have determined their
lineup and conceded that they would have not won with the lineup they would have
submitted. This was a very admirable act. As such, Obama Been Fondlin defeats
the Wonderlickers 155 to 150 thanks to an outstanding performance by Seattle’s
defense Monday night. Obama Been Fondlin will now face Not in My Chop House in
the semi-finals.
In the toilet bowl, Hoosier Daddy easily
won the high team honors despite getting zero points from their tight end and
only playing one running back. They scored 171 points and could have scored over
200 points if they had started C.J. Spiller as their second running back. Next
closest team was the CowHorn LongBoys with 131 points. 308 narrowly won low team
honors scoring a total of 83 points while Bevo’s Revenge had 89.
November 26, 2013
It’s been a quiet season as far as the
commissioner was concerned. For the first time I can remember, 308 was never in
the running and, as you have seen, it was difficult for me to provide any kind
of reasonable updates and commentary. I apologize and appreciate no one publicly
griping about it as it would have been appropriate.
The Wonderlickers finished the season
with the longest win streak (5 games) and a division title (the North). New team
Not in My Chop House would have won the division but RGIII rushed for 7 yards on
4th and 10 with 1:50 left in the game which cost them one point on
the San Francisco defense. That cost them the lead and they lost to Obama Been
Fondlin in the tie breaker. Those two teams will play again in the first round
of the playoffs.
The South was close with five teams
playing for a playoff spot. They all needed to win to make the playoffs or
maintain their position. They all did except the Penetrators which moved from a
tie for second to a three way tie for third with Carlos Danger and Schultz Malt
Liquor Bulls. Carlos Danger won the tie breaker and got the last playoff spot.
They will take on Flying Elvi in the first round of the playoffs. I Bet She’s
Wet won the South division.
Last weekly prizes went to the
Wonderlickers for high team (119 points) and I Bet She’s Wet (52 points) for
high position. Yes, the two division winners took the last prizes of the year. I
guess the rich get richer.
In a little bit of good news (at least
for me), 308 won the NFL Pick contest (thanks Scott). Cleveland Steamers and
Obama Been Fondlin tied for second.
I’ve updated the weekly prizes for the year as well as the roster moves. Take a look and let me know if you see any errors