The 2017 Season
Season XXV
2017 Rosters, Starting Lineups, Scores and Statistics
2017 Draft Order - Draft Sheets - North Draft - South Draft
December 20, 2017
I Bet She’s Wet finishes off one of the most dominating
seasons ever taking the championship over Obama Been Fondlin 170 to 116. IBSW
finishes the season with 9 weekly prizes, a division championship and a league
championship. IBSW started five different quarterbacks over the season include
picking up Aaron Rodgers for the championship game. Congratulations on an
amazing season. In the consolation game, Sparky’s Oilers defeated the
Penetrators 146 to 104. In the wild card losers game, Not In My Chop House
defeated one hit wonders 121 to 87. In the Toilet Bowl, Bevo’s Revenge too high
team honors with 166 points while Smells Like Teen…Spirit took its second low
team honors in a row scoring 99 points.
December 12, 2017
The finals are set as both division winners won their
semi-final games. It’s a rematch of the 2013 finals. I Bet She’s Wet defeated
the Penetrators 100 to 79 in a low scoring affair. IBSW is going after their
second championship having won that 2013 final. Obama Been Fondlin defeated
Sparky’s Oilers 156 to 130. OBF won their only championship the year before IBSW
in 2012. In the Toilet Bowl, CowHorn LongBoys took high team honors with 173
points while Smells Like Teen…Spirit scored a total of 90 points to take low
team honors. In the wild card losers match, one hit wonders defeated Not In My
Chop House 124 to 95.
December 5, 2017
It was about close games and critical mistakes this week.
In the North, Not In My Chop House chose to start Brady over Cousins and it cost
them 12 points. That was enough to let Sparky’s Oilers have the win by 9 points.
Sparky’s Oilers will now take on Obama Been Fondlin in the semi-finals. In the
South, one hit wonders scored 17 points on Monday night which was good enough to
put them into a tie with the Penetrators 102 to 102. Unfortunately for them, the
Penetrators had Alex Smith on the bench who scored 65 points which was good
enough to take the tiebreaker. The Penetrators will take on I Bet She’s Wet in
the other semi-final. In the Toilet Bowl, the two teams that won the NFL Picks
contest also won the prizes for the first week of the playoffs. Cleveland
Steamers took high team honors with 172 points while # YESSIR scored fewer
points with their entire roster (75) than any other team’s starting lineup.
November 29, 2017
Final weekly prizes went to high team Sparky’s Oilers who
scored 159 points and won their second weekly prize as well as Obama Been
Fondlin who won high position with Carolina and their 15 points. This was
Obama’s lone weekly prize. Top team for the NFL Picks was Cleveland Steamers who
had 122 correct picks. This was 6 better than second place # YESSIR who finished
with 116 correct picks. The division champions and all playoff sports were
decided by tiebreakers. In the North, there was a three-way tie for first with
8-4 records. Obama Been Fondlin took the title with Sparky’s Oilers in second
and Not In My Chop House third. In the South, I Bet She’s Wet won the tiebreaker
over the Penetrators to take the division title. One hit wonders won the
tiebreaker over Coast for the third-place spot.
This is a record 13th playoff appearance for the
Penetrators – 4 more than the next team. One hit wonders made the playoffs in
their first season. Not In My Chop House has made the playoffs three of the four
years they have been in the league. I Bet She’s Wet, Obama Been Fondlin, and the
Penetrators are all past champions. Sparky’s Oilers first made the playoffs in
1996 but has never won a championship.
November 21, 2017
I Bet She’s Wet took the week off to let some other teams
win weekly awards. The Penetrators took the high team honors scoring 174 points.
That’s the third weekly honor for the Penetrators. One hit wonders won their
second weekly honor getting 88 points from the receivers corps of WRs Antonio
Brown (46), Adam Thielen (27), Michael Thomas (9), and TE Vernon Davis (6).
Almost all of the playoff teams are determined though the placement is still
open. In the North, Obama Been Fondlin has a one game lead over Sparky’s Oilers
and Not In My Chop House. All three will make the playoffs.
In the South, I Bet She’s Wet has a one
game lead over the Penetrators who are locks for the playoffs. There are four
other teams battling it out for the last playoff spot. Also, it’s the last week
for the NFL Picks contest and Cleveland Steamers has a pretty large, 7 game
lead.
November 14, 2017
The Wonderlickers may have started a QB that was on a bye
week but that didn’t stop them from taking the high position honors scoring 63
points from their running backs. The quartet of DeMarco Murray (22), Ty
Montgomery (25), Christian McCaffrey (15), and Tarik Cohen (1) easily scored the
most points of the week. In the biggest shocker of the week, I Bet She’s Wet
took high team honors scoring 152 points. I don’t really care anymore. Nothing
really changed on the playoff front with two games remaining. The Wonderlickers
are eliminated in the North but every other team has a shot. In the South, I Bet
She’s Wet is in and Smells Like Teen…spirit is out. Everyone else still has a
mathematical shot.
November 8, 2017
I Bet She’s Wet loses Deshaun Watson so all is lost, right?
Well, they didn’t win the high team honors. They only scored the second highest
point total behind Coast’s 150 points. IBSW does use QB Jared Goff and his 46
points to take the high position honors scoring 65 points behind Goff and K Greg
Zuerlein (19). This is IBSW’s 8th weekly award in nine weeks. With
three games left, no one is officially eliminated but the purge will start this
week. IBSW is the only team to clinch a playoff spot.
October 31, 2017
There is nothing worse than scoring the second most points
of any team in the league and still losing. That’s what happened to Hoosier
Daddy who scored 153 points but lost to I Bet She’s Wet who scored 173 points.
IBSW took one week off before winning their fifth high team week honors of the
year. Hoosier Daddy did get a small consolation by sharing the high position
honors with the Wonderlickers with the Baltimore defense (41 points). There are
four games left in the regular season so certain teams are in must win
situations. No one is officially eliminated at this point.
October 24, 2017
The last undefeated team went down this week as I Bet She’s
Wet was defeated by one hit wonders 101 to 86. IBSW remains in first place in
the South though one game ahead of the Penetrators. The Penetrators won the high
team honors scoring a season best 197 points. The Wonderlickers were able to
take the high position honors with only three players. WR DeSean Jackson (7), WR
Amari Cooper (46) and TE Jason Witten combined for 68 points. In the North,
Obama Been Fondlin and Sparky’s Oilers are tied for first.
October 22, 2017
It seems like there is I Bet She’s Wet and then everyone
else. IBSW swept the weekly awards winning their fourth high team in six weeks
scoring 187 points. The RB quartet of Adrian Peterson (36), Leonard Fournette
(32), Alvin Kamara (8), and Kareem Hunt (10) scored 86 points to easily win high
position honors. IBSW remains undefeated while every other team has at least two
losses and two wins. In the North, there is a three-way tie for first and every
team is within at least two games of first. In the South, IBSW has a two game
lead over second but two games separate all the other teams.
October 10, 2017
For the third time in five weeks, I Bet She’s Wet takes
high team honors again with 193 points. Hoosier Daddy took high position honors
with the combination of QB Carson Wentz (53) and K Dan Bailey (9) scoring a
total of 62 points. After losing two straight, Not In My Chop House has fallen
out of first place in the North and now Sparky’s Oilers holds that spot. They
only have one loss on the season. In the South, the Penetrators picked up their
first loss of the year. That means only I Bet She’s Wet is undefeated on the
season. At the bottom of the standings, 308 and Coast are the only teams with
only one win.
October 3, 2017
For the second week in a row, 308 got the pleasure of
playing the team that won high team honors. It was Not In My Chop House last
week and Sparky’s Oilers this week who scored 153 points. Things are looking up
# YESSIR. If you had the Seattle defense, you won high position. Cleveland
Steamers and one hit wonders both had Seattle who scored 22 points. One of the
undefeated teams lost last week. In the North, Not In My Chop House lost to
Bevo’s Revenge and is now tied for first with Sparky’s Oilers. I Bet She’s Wet
and the Penetrators remain undefeated in the South and have a two game lead over
the rest of the division.
September 26, 2017
I have two weeks of results to go over and the same names
keep popping up. Week 1 high team I Bet She’s Wet took high team honors in week
2 as well scoring 146 points. They also tied Not In My Chop House for high
position honors with 51 points. I Bet She’s Wet used the RB trio of Ameer
Abdullah (8), Leonard Fournette (10) and Kareem Hunt (33) while Not In My Chop
House used the tandem of C.J. Anderson (40) and Melvin Gordon (11). Not In My
Chop House turned around the next week and took high team honors with 161 points
(the highest of the season so far). # YESSIR had a stockpile of receivers/tight
ends (5) to score 96 points and take high position honors. They had the
receiving corps of Jordy Nelson (19), Terrelle Pryor (1), Odell Beckham Jr.
(24), Brandin Cooks (40), and Zach Ertz (12). After three weeks, there are only
three undefeated teams – Not In My Chop House in the North and I Bet’s She’s Wet
(there are those names again) and the Penetrators in the South. Amazingly, every
team already has at least one win this season.
September 12, 2017
Here are the point totals for the first round picks from
the North draft:
1. Obama Been Fondlin - David Johnson RB, ARI – 8
2. 308 - Le'Veon
Bell RB, PIT – 4
3. Cleveland
Steamers - Antonio Brown WR, PIT – 18
4. # YESSIR - Odell
Beckham Jr. WR, NYG – 0
5. Sparky's Oilers -
Julio Jones WR, ATL – 6
6. Bevo's Revenge -
Devonta Freeman RB, ATL – 10
7. The Wonderlickers
- Ezekiel Elliott RB, DAL – 13
8. Not In My Chop
House - Mike Evans WR, TAM – 0
Not overly impressive. I Bet She’s Wet took high team
honors by 3 points over the Penetrators scoring 150 points. The Penetrators were
able to take high position honors with the combination of QB Alex Smith (48) and
K Matt Prater (9) for a total of 57 points. Half the teams are currently
undefeated.
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