The 2019 Season
Season XXVII
2019 Rosters, Starting Lineups, Scores and Statistics
2019 Draft Order - Draft Sheets - North Draft - South Draft
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December 21, 2019
The Wonderlickers got strong performances from every
position – all 10 in double digits; five were 20+ points – and scored 206 points
(highest score of any team the week) and defeated the Penetrators (150 points)
to win their first title. This was first time more than 200 points was scored in
the title game. Also, the 150 points by the Penetrators was the most by a losing
team. This was also the largest margin of victory in the title game. In the
other battles, Cleveland Steamers defeated I Bet She’s Wet 202 to 156 in the
consolation game while one hit wonders defeated Not In My Chop House for the
second week 183 to 179. The six playoff teams scored the highest four scores of
the week and all six were in the top 8. I guess they were the cream of the crop.
In the toilet bowl, Bevo’s Revenge easily won their second high team honor
scoring 171 points. The CowHorn LongBoys scored the fewest points of the
playoffs (140) to take low team honors. Overall, three teams netted a profit for
the year, an additional 11 teams got a portion of their entry fee back, and two
teams lost more than $200. 308 was one of them but Hoosier Daddy had the
toughest year as the only team to not have any weekly or playoff winnings.
Thanks again everyone for participating and have a great
holidays!
December 10, 2019
The finals are set. North champion the Wonderlickers
defeated Cleveland Steamers 172 to 162. Third place the Penetrators defeated
South champion I Bet She’s Wet 157 to 140. The Wonderlickers are going for their
first championship while the Penetrators are going for their second having won
it all in 2015. I Bet She’s Wet will not three-peat but is still only the second
team to go back-to-back (CowHorn LongBoys). In the wild card losers game, one
hit wonders defeated Not In My Chop House 191 to 119. The toilet bowl saw two
new winners as Bevo’s Revenge took high team honors (162) while Sparky’s Oilers
took low team honors (144).
December 5, 2019
Both third place teams won in the wild card round to set up
the division championship games. The Penetrators defeated one hit wonders 168 to
112 and Cleveland Steamers also scored 168 points to defeat Not In My Chop House
(141). The Penetrators will take on I Bet She’s Wet while Cleveland Steamers
goes against the Wonderlickers. In the Toilet Bowl, Pierre Delecto took high
team honors with 180 points. Smells Like Teen…Spirit had been practicing all
season for the Toilet Bowl and it paid off winning low honors scoring a roster
total 157 points.
November 26, 2019
Bevo’s Revenge won their second high team honor in the last
three weeks scoring 189 points and beating Not In My Chop House by one point.
The Buffalo Bills defense scored 17 points which allowed Cleveland Steamers and
one hit wonders to share high position. This is Cleveland’s fourth weekly prize
and ohw’s fifth. The NFL Pickem contest was very close as four teams were within
one game of each other. # YESSIR and Cleveland Steamers ended in a tie with 115
correct guesses and will split the prize. Cow Horn LongBoys and one hit wonders
had 114 correct guesses. The Wonderlickers and Not In My Chop House ended up
tied with the best record in the North with the Wonderlickers winning the
tiebreaker. There was also a tie for the final playoff spot between Cleveland
Steamers and # YESSIR but Cleveland wins the tiebreaker and sends # YESSIR into
the toilet bowl. I Bet She’s Wet was the outright division winner in the South
with a league best 9-3 record. The Penetrators and one hit wonders tied for
second and make the playoffs.
November 19, 2019
It was a clean sweep for one hit wonders who took both high
team honors (188 points) and high position (100 points) behind the receiver
corps of Jamison Crowder (21), Stefon Diggs (29), Michael Thomas (28), Cooper
Kupp (8) and TE Hunter Henry (14). The playoff situation is pretty uncertain as
there are five teams still in the hunt in each division. There is a three way
tie for first in the North with two of those teams playing each other with a
guaranteed playoff spot for the winner. Two teams on one game back and play each
other in an elimination match. In the South, there are two teams tied for first
and guaranteed a playoff spot. The top four teams in the standings play the
bottom four teams so we’ll see if there are any upsets. Two games separate the
top four teams in the NFL Pickem contest so it is wide open as well.
November 12, 2019
The weekly winners were runaways this week. Bevo’s Revenge
took high team with 204 points winning their first weekly prize of the season.
The Wonderlickers won their fourth weekly prize and the second at running back
scoring 79 points with the RB quartet of Melvin Gordon (19), Aaron Jones (29),
Chris Carson (18), and Nick Chubb (13). With only two games remaining in the
regular season, the playoff situation is still tight. The Wonderlickers are
alone in first place in the North with three teams one back and two more two
back. In the South, I Bet She’s Wet has a one game lead over the Penetrators
with two teams two back. The Pick Em standings are also close with 9 teams
within five games of each other.
November 5, 2019
It was a clean sweep for Coast as they took high team
honors with 195 points and high position (78 points) with QB Russell Wilson (57)
and K Harrison Butker (21). This was their first weekly awards. The standings
are still tight with three games remaining. In the North, there are two teams
tied for first with three teams one back and one two back. In the South, I Bet
She’s Wet is alone in first place with two teams one back and two teams two
back. Three weeks ago, there were two teams without a win and one team with one
win. Those three teams now have six wins in the last three weeks.
October 29, 2019
Last week CowHorn LongBoys won the battle of winless teams
against Smells Like Teen ... spirit. This week CowHorn LongBoys won their second
game in a row. Also this week, Teen’s starting QB was on a bye week, their TE
was out, and their kicker was released 10/7. Does that mean they aren’t trying?
Yes! Does it mean they can’t win a game? No! Teen won their first game of the
year scoring 152 points in spite of three players (including the QB) scoring
zero points. Congrats to Teen (if you read this)! The team they beat – the newly
renamed Pierre Delecto – tied for the high position with Jacksonville Jaguars
defense/special teams. 308 also had Jacksonville. one hit wonders got back on
the winning track after a two-game losing streak scoring a league high 220
points. In the North, the Wonderlickers have a one game lead over three teams.
In the South, there are two teams tied for the top with two more one back.
October 22, 2019
In the lowest scoring week of the season so far, the
Wonderlickers won high team with 177 points. This is their third weekly prize.
Cleveland Steamers also won their third weekly prize taking high receivers for
the second time with 75 points (Julio Jones 15, Adam Thielen 12, Cooper Kupp 11,
Kenny Golladay 3, Darren Waller 34). They did this in a losing effort which is
unusual. In the marque game of the week winless Smells Like Teen…spirit took on
winless CowHorn LongBoys. SLTS starting lineup included two players with a bye,
one player who had been dropped weeks before, and one player who got hurt and
didn’t score a point. That makes four players starting who didn’t score. Yes,
they lost by 19 but only because Aaron Rodgers scored 64 points by himself.
Congrats to CowHorn LongBoys on their first win of the year. The standings are
very tight. In the South, one hit wonders lost for the second week in a row and
are now in a four-way tie for first with two other teams within two games. In
the North, there is a two-way tie for first with two more teams one back and two
more two back. Every game matters at this point.
October 15, 2019
Week 6 brought us to the half way point of the regular
season, the last undefeated team lost, and a winless team won. one hit wonders
lost to Rodman’s Broke Dick and became the last team to get their first loss.
RBD also won high position honors (their third weekly prize) with the RB tandem
of Carlos Hyde (19), Damien Williams (11), Ezekiel Elliott (25), and Chris
Carson (25) scoring a total of 80 points. High team honors went to T-rump open
for Put-in who scored 215 points in winning their first game of the year. That
leaves us win no undefeated teams but we still have two teams without a win –
Smells Like Teen…spirit and CowHorn LongBoys. As for the half way point
standings, the North has four teams tied for first with three more within two
games. The South is tighter with one hit wonders losing. They still stand alone
in first but have five teams within two games of them.
October 8, 2019
Week 5 had some weird flashbacks to week 1. In week 1,
Sparky’s Oilers took high team scoring 217 points. In week 5, the Penetrators
took high team honors scoring – you guessed it – 217 points. Also in week 1,
Rodman’s Broke Dick took high position honors (tie) with the combination of
Deshaun Watson and Wil Lutz. They did it again in week 5 scoring 66 points with
QB (59) and K (7). The combo scored 65 in week 1. No change with the undefeated
(one hit wonders) or winless teams (T-rump open for Put-in, Smells Like
Teen…spirit, CowHorn LongBoys). In the North, 7 teams are within two games of
each other. In the South, 5 teams are within two games. We could have our first
teams eliminated from the playoff hunt this week.
October 1, 2019
one hit wonders finished week four as the lone undefeated
team and took high team honors to boot (191 points). I Bet She’s Wet lost their
first game of the season. We still have three teams without a win – T-rump open
for Put-in, Smells Like Teen…spirit, and CowHorn LongBoys. Sparky’s Oilers and
the Penetrators shared high position with the Chicago Bears defense (17 points).
We’re one-third through the season and there are three teams tied for first and
three more one game back in the North. In the South, you have your lone
undefeated team with two teams one back and three more two back.
September 26, 2019
Cleveland Steamers made it a clean sweep taking high team
honors (217 points) and high position honors (165 points). The receiver tandem
of Julio Jones (29), Mike Evans (51), Adam Thielen (23), Cooper Kupp (36) and TE
Darren Waller (26) scored more points than 8 teams. Two previously undefeated
teams went down in week 3 (Not In My Chop House and the Penetrators. That only
leaves one hit wonders and I Bet She’s Wet as undefeated. Coast picked up its
first win of the season so T-rump open for Put-in, Smells Like Teen…spirit and
the CowHorn LongBoys are the only winless teams.
September 17, 2019
It was a clean sweep for the Wonderlickers who took both
high team honors (226 points) and high position (47 points) with the running
back tandem of Chris Carson (11), Austin Ekeler (24), and Nick Chubb (22). After
two weeks and there are only four undefeated teams left – Not In My Chop House
in the North and one hit wonders, I Bet She’s Wet and the Penetrators in the
South. Conversely, four teams are winless with T-rump open for Put-in in the
North and Coast, Smells Like Teen…spirit, and CowHorn LongBoys in the South.
September 11, 2019
I think Sparky’s Oilers likes the rule changes. I was
comparing scoring to last year week 1 (160.9 vs 161.9) and the eye-catching item
was Sparky’s Oiler scored a league low 73 points last year (34 points fewer than
the second worst team, Coast). This year they score 217 points to win high team
honors (3 more than one hit wonders). It was also a good week to have QB Deshaun
Watson who scored 46 points. Both Sparky’s Oilers (again) and Rodman’s Broke
Dick had Watson and a kicker who scored 19 points (SO – Stephen Gostkowski and
RBD – Wil Lutz) and shared the high position honors.